Suge - Takes one for Da Row
So Suge took a cap in the ass! Well, I guess not a cap in ass - but in his leg. Damn … that’s got to hurt. But you got to ask yourself – how the hell do you get shot in the leg? How often do you hear about gangland style leg shootings? Was this part of some twisted play to get Suge on the dance floor?
No … Suge is trying to keep his name in the lights. Anyone remember Tom Cruise?
posted by Chris @ 4:22 PM
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Speaking of Tom Cruise, I knew Scientology was freaky, but I guess I didn't know *how* freaky. You can read all about it on wikipedia, which includes "the story of Xenu, the galactic tyrant who stacked hundreds of billions of his frozen victims around Earth's volcanoes 75 million years ago before blowing them up with hydrogen bombs and brainwashing them with a 'three-D, super colossal motion picture' for 36 days."
And that 3-D super colossal motion picture was... Chris (there is no way I'm referring to you as Stink Hammer), any ideas?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology
The 3D motion picture was ..... the Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury? Or was is the Star Wars Christmas Special?
So it turns out that I was right. An article in the N.Y. Daily News http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/341507p-291580c.html suggests that Suge probably shot himself. This would qualify as the first Stink Hammer Blog exclusive. Remember that you heard it here first!
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