America is so Fucking Awesome!
My awesome niece, Lil’ C, is leading a new revolution in patriotism. We are all very proud of her love of country and it is clear that she will grow up to lead a new generation of fucking proud Americans!
You may be asking yourself, how the hell do I get my kid one of the awesome “America Fuck Yeah!” T-Shirts. Well it’s funny that you asked, because I happen to be the distributor of this proud and patriotic brand of children’s clothing. Please send me an email and I would be happy to sell you one of these incredible shirts. There are not many left in stock, so I encourage you to act quickly. We all want our kids to be leaders and not followers, so don’t let the next kid on the block beat you to the punch. Show the world that America kicks ass by outfitting your child in the latest “America Fuck Yeah!” t-shirt.
posted by Chris @ 8:08 PM
3 Comments:
Forgive my late entry to celebrate the launch of your blog - I just wanted to say that I am fairly certain that your efforts will indeed revolutionize communication over the internets and that I personally will look forward each day to reading about your excessive vomitting while aboard your Greenpeace vessel.
Any chance of an altered shirt for me? How about "Fuck America! Yeah!"
Nice one B.J. I like the Fuck America! Yeah! idea. I am going to speak with my overseas supplier and see if they can move these into production quickly.
Stand by for more great t-shirt opportunities on Stink Hammer Blog!
I protest the use of my grandchild for the purpose of selling T-shirts! THIS COULD FOLLOW HER TO COLLEGE, YOU KNOW.
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